Happy Dad Birthday

Thanks for always finding ways to inspire us to find the humor in life.

When you put these glasses on at the Portland Saturday Market

and started dancing around, I was laughing so hard

that I couldn't hold the camera still!

I love you, Dad. Hope you find time to take

a well-deserved nap today.

Blasphemy

The devil and destroyer of communities across America is so desperate for a good PR campaign that they have resorted to paying such a firm to pose as a blogger.

In other news, check out this internal "for management distribution only memo" documenting Walmart's new salary caps. Even Wal-Mart's supporters have had it and are cutting all ties to the big-box retailer.

For Professor Zero

I recently discovered this blog, and have been mesmorized ever since. The author writes in the memory of Paulo Freire, who said:

In order for this struggle to have meaning, the oppressed must not, in seeking to regain their humanity...become oppressors of the oppressors, but rather restorers of the humanity of both. This is the great humanistic and historic task of the oppressed; to liberate themselves of their oppressors. Oppressors who oppress, and exploit and rape by virtue of thier power, cannot find the strength to liberate either the oppressed or themselves. Only power that springs from the weakness of the oppressed will be sufficiently strong to free both.

Be inspired. Go read the Professor's blog.

Dr. M. L. King, Jr., Republican?

Some wackos are saying so.

A Primer

This book needs to be circulated all over Capital Hill. Click here to read the latest.

A New Democratic Low

"The state attorney general's office is investigating a letter received by some Southern California Hispanics that says it is a crime for immigrants to vote and tells them they could be jailed or deported if they go to the polls next month." Read the rest of the AP story here.

Of course, citizens can vote in any election, regardless of where they were born, but an official-looking letter, in Spanish, threatening jail or deportation for doing so, could certainly keep many naturalized citizens from finding their local polling places.

Bitch PhD said, "I hope this bullshit gets heavy regional news coverage. And I hope it pisses off the people it was meant to scare, and that they turn out in droves at the polls."

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Update: California GOP leadership calls for its own candidate to drop out of the race! And...News travels fast! Keith Olbermann featured this story on Countdown 10/19/2006!

It's Official

Go read the tombstone of the Bill of Rights at Quaker Agitator, the sharp commentary of Chuck at The Divided States of bu$hmerica.

"It is a rare occasion when a president can sign a bill that he knows will save American lives. I have that privilege this morning."---George W. Bush

Off topic but important, none the less: The one bill that made it to his desk that did meet this qualification, the legislation supporting stem-cell research, he chose not to sign. Maybe what he meant to say was that it is a rare occasion when a president gets to sign a bill that historians will one day identify as the single piece of legislation that took the state of American freedom and democracy from bad to worse.

Today in History

John Brown, a white abolitionist, was admant in his refusal to stand idly by and watch the perpetuation of slavery. In spite of the fact that he was never financially successful, even filing for bankruptcy, he is know for giving land to fugitive slaves. He also participated in the Underground Railroad, and, in 1851, halped establish the League of Gileadites, an organization that worked to protect escaped slaves from slave catchers.

Frederick Douglass stated that, "though a white gentleman, [Brown] is in sympathy a black man, and as deeply interested in our cause, as though his own soul had been pierced with the iron of slavery."

On this day, in 1859, John Brown led the raid on the federal arsenal at Harper's Ferry, West Virginia. He believed that armed revolution was necessary to permanently end slavery in America.

After the trial that convicted him of treason and sentenced him to death by hanging, Henry David Thoreau said, "No man in America has ever stood up so persistently and effectively for the dignity of human nature. . . ."

Sunday's Public Service Announcement

H.R. 418 - The National ID Card legislation.

What does the registry mean?

Warrentless Wire Tapping Approved by Congress.

Rocky Mountain High

Yes, it's happening in Colorado. No, it has nothing to do with elevation.

Go here to watch the campaign ad in which God tells Moses that a state minimum wage increase, adjusted annually for inflation, would be a catastrophe.

You just can't make this stuff up.

H/T Musings of a Working Mom.

RESUME OF GEORGE W. BUSH

RESUME OF GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC 20520

Education And Experience:

Law Enforcement - I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been “lost” and is not available.

Military - I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College - I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

Past Work Experience - I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.

Accomplishments as Governor of Texas - I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father’s appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes.

Accomplishments As President - I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history ofthe US stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. I’m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any Administration in U.S. history. My “poorest millionaire,” Condoleezza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government. I’ve broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. “prisoners of war” detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear “Tactical Bunker Buster,” a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.

I pressured the legislative branch into passing the Military Commission Act, becoming the first President since Abraham Lincoln to effectively throw out "Habeas Corpus". H/T Beltway Bastard.

Records And References

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father’s library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

I am a member of the Republican Party.

H/T BlueHerald.

*If anyone out there has anything they'd like to add to this,

leave it in the comments and I will happily update!

Five Things Feminism Has Taught Me:

A few days back, Sappho tagged me on this subject. Read her excellent comments here.

I have learned so much from feminism and feminists that limiting myself to five things seems sort of like answering an essay question with the word, "Yup." The wonderful thing about feminism and feminist thought is that I am constantly learning. I look forward to a life-long feminist education.

So far, here are five random things, of dozens, that I have learned. This list is by no means inclusive or exhaustive of my thoughts on this subject, and they are in no specific order.

1. I am an active participant in my reality. The patriarchy defines me only if do not exercise my right to define myself. Feminism has taught me not only that I have the power to define myself on my own terms, but it has provided me with excellent role models.
2. Women have a special obligation to ensure that our history is recorded orally, visually, and otherwise. If we let them, those who oppress us will erase our contributions.
3. The bickering among women over who deserves to call themselves a feminist divides us. Our movement does not benefit by these philosophical debates. When we are busy deciding who is a "real" feminist, the patriarchy is strengthened.
4. Because we understand what it is like to be systematically under-paid, under-valued, under-served, and under-educated, we must, must, must, dedicate ourselves to fighting all forms of oppression, where ever we see it.
5. While acknowledging the tremendous gains we have made, we must be ever vigilant to preserve and protect these rights. Our mothers and grandmothers fought for that we must never take for granted.

Now, I tag Bitch Phd.

A Columbus Day Poem

Colombus Day Observed 2006

I wanted to sleep in today,

Warm beneath my sheets,

Warm inside my house,

Leaving the early crisp October chill just beyond my comprehension,

Behind barred and shaded windows

That keep me and the public shielded from reality

But the sound of US sponsored bullets

Ricocheting off of innocent Iraqi skin

Shook me from my sleep and pulled me out of bed

A screaming reminder me that no matter what the calendar says

It’s still the same colonization invasion game going down

On this so called U S of A holiday.


I wanted to mourn today

Stay home and dress in black for the Palestinians and Lebanese killed by Israeli soldiers today.

I wanted to light candles for Afghanistan

Burn incense for the first nations

And cry my eyes out for Filiberto y Puerto Rico.

The 514 year old wounds bleed fresh

Spilling raped, mixed blood.

And I wanted to fast today

Deny my body the comfort

Of first world fast food disposable genitically modified drugs

But my children,

Born and yet to be born

Demanded to be fed

Demanded answers for their homework from the halls of miseducation.

Because she has off today

to celebrate her so called discovery

And I am left nervous

Wondering if when I remind her of the truth

She’ll agree that we were better left uncivilized.


I wanted to celebrate today,

By torching court houses and tearing down prison walls,

bombing national monuments

And taking back every last thing that has been stolen from me and those before me

From us.

I wanted to scream at the top of my lungs a huge

“FUCK YOU y VETE PA’L CARAJO”

to the spirit of Columbus marching down Fifth Avenue

and the Italianos using genocide as costume for their pride

But I was too busy struggling to survive today.

I was too busy working today.

I was too busy counting change to get onto the under constant terror alert subway today,

With its cops with machine guns standing in front of NYPD recruitment ads

the ones with the White cop hugging a Latina viejita?

I had to get to my job

as a 12 dollar an hour corporate whore for hire

Watching billions of bloody dollars

Being robbed from the third world and the third world within.


Finally when the day comes to a close

And I return

Defeated by another day

I can drown my sorrows in the made for t.v. scripted news

Falling asleep to the drone of lies we’ve gotten too used to.


In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue

And got lost

But not lost enough.

- Mamita Mala

H/T to Professor Zero who linked to this author in his excellent post today.

I LOVE this ad!

The California General Election guides are in the mail, folks.

H/T Quaker Agitator.

This is My Country Too

Remember Germany? Don't think anything like that can happen here? Go read Kara's post about what is now LEGAL in the good ol' USA. Not feeling sick to your stomach yet? There's a video here, and another post here that should send shivers up your spine.

My Definition of a Crisis

Sadly, once again the biggest challenge comes from Africa – from Darfur, where the continued spectacle of men, women and children driven from their homes by murder, rape and the burning of their villages makes a mockery of our claim, as an international community, to shield people from the worst abuses.

- Secretary Kofi Annan, in a speech last month

Inspired to do something?

Go here, here, here, here, and here.

War Pear

I had a pear today. I have never tasted better. The way I felt about it made me forget all the other pears I've ever had in my life.

It was lightly dimpled and golden yellow.
In the presence of the pear I was unsure whether I was
the Lover
or the Beloved.

I was unsure whether I held the pear in my hands
or the pear was holding me.

It had freckled skin and a supple body. It had some junk in its trunk. That is not an exaggeration. Most pears in Alaska don't do that.

"Sweet nectar of Pyrus, mother of perry, easily bruised filler of a luscious cup," I thought, "it takes twenty-eight pounds of you to make a bottle of brandy, but I only want you, you alone, matured, seasoned by a summer sun, you, oh delicately ripe one. I give you my lips, my tongue; I give you my taste buds one after another and then all at once; be with them, party with them, love them like they should be loved."

I was in love with my pear. And my pear loved me right back.

After the pear and I ended our dance, our relationship, our trip through the light fantastic, after we had shed our tears and went our way, only our love remained and I returned again to the world you and I live in, love in, make war in. I descended from my bliss.

At that moment I realized that almost everyone in the world must love a good pear, even our so-called enemies.

I know, I know, there are many among us who believe that Muslims are different from us and don't like pears and it is said that Islamic Extremists surely hate them.

But I think the truth probably is that even somebody willing to die for a cause and kill others for a cause, probably still enjoys a good pear in the sun, probably licks the juice off her fingers and sinks into the moment, the moment of the pear.

We hear a lot of talk about these people we fight. We hear how they are different from us: they don't value life, they kill without sympathy, they explode the citizenry, and they don't like pears.

But the truth is, the same charges can be leveled against us. We have treated people pretty inhumanely. We don't even keep track of the civilian death count. We have our sympathies but we act without empathy.

I bet someone in Iraq right now, someone in the Middle East, thinks that we are the sort of bastards that can't enjoy a good pear, wouldn't ever enjoy a good pear, and don't even have the capacity to know what a good pear is.

But we do.

And so do they.

This is the blessing of the pear I ate today, that sweet lovely pear. It brought me back to the deliciousness of life, this same deliciousness of life we all hold on our tongues for as long as we can. It reminded me how there should be more of it; sweet pears for everyone.

I now bestow a sweet imaginary pear on the following:

First of all to you My Friend, for being here and reading this: the pear I ate today.

To George W. Bush. Mr. Bush, a fine pear for you, for the pleasure of your senses.

To the enemy abroad; a pear to ease the course of your anger.

To the Constitution Breakers; a slice of what remains of an original pear.

To all the kids of Alaska, Iraq, Afghanistan, Beirut and Israel; as many sweet pears as you can eat.

To the Army Interrogators, the water boarders, the torturers: you all get pears no questions asked. They are for your numb hearts.

And finally to my pear, my sweet dream of a pear of today. I give you myself in my entirety. I give you my violent heart, my good heart, my heart of all the hearts of all the people of the world.

You were delicious.

(Poem by Andrew, my eldest first cousin and peace activist.)

Happy Monday

The Holidays Are Coming

An estimated 48,000 Iraqi civilians and 20,000 Americans have been wounded in the fighting.

Pray for peace on Earth.

Homophobes and Other Confusions, Part II

While on my way home from work today, I nearly drove off the road when I heard Paul Weyrich, CEO of the ridiculously conservative Free Congress Foundation, tell the host of All Things Considered that "It has been known for many years that Congressman Foley was a homosexual. Homosexuals tend to be preoccupied with sex." He said that this is a fact, confirmed by many psychologists and psychiatrists who "have to deal with them."

Them. He said them.

I'd never heard of the Free Congress Foundation, so I went right to their website where I found an article, written last November, entitled "Liberals Have to Practice What They Preach." Oh, the irony of it all.

This country has many "traditional" societal values that dominate Western culture. These values, like the Protestant Work Ethic which equates work and wealth with morality, are very important to the dominant power structure because they ensure the preservation of the social heirarchy. When the majority population attempts to draw clear distinctions between itself and another group that is "different," say, for example like stigmatizing gays and lesbians as over-sexed, this reinforces another "traditional" American value: that of Puritan Morality. Puritan Morality is a requirement for honesty and abstinence from vice...you know, like personal or bodily indulgences.

The divide and conquer strategy does just that. It divides us.

Vilifying homosexuals as child-molesting perverts who are obsessed with sex is a disgusting attempt to justify the entrenched heterosexism that denies millions of honest, decent people the rights and privileges the rest of America tends to take for granted.