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If I Was A Terrorist

h/t to my very good friend over at Open Letters to George W. Bush.

Find a way.

For what, you ask? Here's your answer. (h/t Quaker Agitator.)

A thought.

It probably can be shown with
FACTS and
FIGURES
that there is no
distinctly
American criminal class
except
Congress.

~Mark Twain

(Leave your proof in the comments.)